User:Wasmus

(((Wasmus))) is a Swedish polymath whose interests include literature, science, painting, music, engineering, mathematics, politics, sexy anatomy and cartography. He has variously been called the Father of Nations, Protector of Germany, Butcher of Helsinki and is recognised as a war hero in Russia for his efforts in the battle of his bulge. He is widely considered as one of the greatest painters of all time. He controls the zombi network since his violent takeover of the zombi secret Magdeburg server room.

Although he has little formal training he is widely regarded as one of the foremost geniuses of the 21st century.

He was named "Sexiest Man Alive" by People magazine in 1995, but has deteriorated slightly since then.